Night Before Christmas
(Somewhere in the Pacific)
Twas the night before Christmas, and the crew couldnt sleep.
The waves were relentless, with troughs dark and deep.
The windvane was holding a course straight and true,
toward a spot on the chart that read: “sles inconnues.
The cocked hat on the chart was not as small as she hoped.
She placed an X in the middle, and refused to mope.
Foolish men and their toys, she said with a smile.
Bring our ship almost there, then leave us the last mile.
She raised the atoll at dawn, but the pass, it looked bad.
No way theyd attempt it . . . but then out came a lad.
His boat was no bigger than an island canoe.
Follow me! he shouted. I know just what to do!
He revved up his outboard and hugged the east shore.
Cap took the tiller and ordered, Sheet in some more!
The current was ripping, and whitewater raced.
Caps pulse held steady, a look of calm on his face.
When they cleared the last coral head in the lagoon,
Cap ghosted gently to the dock on pontoons.
Ma took the bowline and gave it a twist.
When the spring lines were set, they softly bumped fists.
Youre a pretty good sailor, Ma said with a grin.
But your navigation, Cap said, got us in.
That night they slept well beneath glittering stars,
soothed by a dream-that a good heart can go far.
Happy holidays to Theresa, Ann, Tim, Ralph, Frank, Drew, Dave, Bill, Dan, Doug, Nick, and all the staff, contributors, subscribers, letter-writters, fact-checkers, and countless superheroes in their little canoes who have helped guide Practical Sailor through the past 38 years.